Are you stuck in a rut, wondering what to do with your life? Perhaps you are one of the many unemployed young people who are currently desperate to find a job. Perhaps you should consider a career as a DJ.
Pop along to your local pawn shop and lay your hands on some DJ equipment, or blag some from a friend, and polish your mixing skills. Before long you could be raking in some film-star money by spinning a few records or mixing a bunch of MP3s. Here are just a few good reasons to become a DJ:
- You can earn some seriously big money. UK superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold is reported to earn as much as $7.5 million dollars a year and there are plenty of DJs who charge as much as $50,000 for one gig. Not bad for simply playing records.
- You don’t even need to be a musician. You might be hot with ‘guitar hero’ but learning to play real guitars or maybe a set of drums is actually hard work. Do yourself a favour and get some DJ gear and you will soon be laughing all the way to the bank.
- DJs are just so sexy. It doesn’t matter if you are a boy who likes girls, a girl who loves boys, a boy who prefers boys or a girl who likes girls. DJing is probably one of the most sexy professions and you will never be short of a bed companion.
- Enjoy some VIP treatment. You don’t have to be a big name superstar DJ to get a taste of the VIP treatment. Once you start playing out you’ll be able to blag your way onto all the best guest lists in town and skip to the front of the queue.
- Get lots of free stuff. Clothes, DJ-Gear and even villa holidays in Ibiza will be yours for the taking. Businesses will be tripping over themselves to get you to use their products and services.
All you need to do now is create an impressive mix CD and get yourself some club bookings. Good luck in your new career!